KWEEN Oat Haus Birthday Cake Granola Butter | Peanut-free, Almond (Tree-Nut) Free, & School-Safe (Top 8 Allergen Free) | Edible Cookie Dough Alternative

I bought the brownie batter flavor. The jar offers several suggestions on how to enjoy this granola butter, including "spread", "blend", and "drizzle". I have to assume that it was an artistic oversight to not include "eat directly from the jar with a spoon hunched over the sink like a feral raccoon" because that's probably what I looked like once I got the jar open. I originally bought this product because I developed an immune disorder as an adult and desperately miss the taste of things like nutella and peanut butter, but can't eat them due to allergy concerns. A lot of allergy-free or "safe" spreads are sad, bland substitutes of the products they imitate, but this granola butter has it's own unique flavor (the closest I can think of is a coarser, chocolate version of the Biscoff or Trader Joe's cookie butter) and is an allergy-free option that I feel like I need to keep secret from all my allergy-less friends.Pros:- Delicious- Tastes exactly like brownie batter, to the point where for a second there I got worried about eating raw flour and eggs- Can and will go on anything. Arguably also a con.Cons:- The safety seal on the lid comes off in pieces, which, when you already got some on your finger and tasted it, seems never-ending- It does require mixing, which is time consuming, potentially messy, and requires a "wait until you're done mixing it to lick the spoon" kind self-restraint that I do not posses- It's expensive, which will regrettably not stop me from buying it again- At 80 calories per tablespoon, this is going to blow my diet right out of the waterI realize I'm submitting this review after having only tasted one flavor, but it is a very good flavor, and I'm sure I'll be back to try more once I've finished this jar, probably tomorrow. "Once opened, use within one month"—listen, Oat Haus, I know the FDA made you put that on the label, but I reassure you the instruction is completely unnecessary. A better note would be "Please take at least one week to finish the jar, you animal"Will harm my wallet and my waistline, 10/10 would recommend.

This is absolutely delicious! Tastes just like brownie batter. I can’t wait to try other flavors.

It was just another day as I was scrolling through tiktok before bedtime, and then I saw this spread advertised about two or three times. At first I thought to myself, what was so special about this spread? Is it really the world’s first oat based spread? After getting it on my feed for the fourth time, I decided to go with my gut and order the chipless jar of cookie dough granola butter (I want to add that keeping it chipless is a very smart strategy as it not only avoids melting and mixing with the spread, but it gives you a wide variety of things to pair it with). My god. I don’t even know where to start. I’m a texture person when it comes to food so I had my second thoughts, but it was actually so pleasant. It has a buttery smooth texture combined with soft granola, which is beautiful. Actual match made in heaven. The flavor was on point too, even better than I thought it would be. I decided to pair it with some ghiradelli dark chocolate chips, and it was nothing short of amazing. I ate it by the spoonful and before you know it the jar was already empty and my stomach was struggling for a day, but god was it worth it. No thoughts. Head empty. Just full of spread. If it’s possible I would rate it a 198382919191181/10. I just ordered the brownie batter one and I know it’s going to slap just as hard as this one, but this time I’ll really take my time and savor it. Looking forward to more flavors and draining my bank account over this spread!!!

The media could not be loaded. Don’t buy these! The taste is accurate, I got cinnamon roll and banana bread but they are so watery. They have the texture of a sandy lake, the top is insanely watery and the bottom feels like heavy sediment. I know it’s supposed to separate, but these are unusable. I’ve bought some from Publix before and they weren’t like these.

It's delicious, but the separation kind of threw me off

Tasted nothing like banana, only cinnamon. Disgusting. Also, what’s up with the natural flavors? I remember them using real fruit powder the last time I checked?

All three flavors are 10 out of 10! Yes the mixing at the beginning is tough but worth the wait.

Tastes literally just like brownie batter!!! So delicious!