Satans Bible Paperback – June 3, 2016

I'm learning more day by day

I don't often bother to write Amazon reviews, but this book is so mind-bogglingly awful that I felt the need to say something about it.For starters, as others have pointed out, the font face used in the book is comically large and quite obviously used solely for the sake of inflating the page count. Actually, I can't even say there's a single font face, because the book bizarrely mixes and matches different font styles, colors (or more accurately shades of gray), and sizes with no rhyme or reason. Furthermore, there is a total lack of copy editing, as the book is littered with typos and errors. I struggle to believe that someone with a PhD managed to put out such a horribly edited manuscript, as surely they'd have failed their dissertation with such awful writing.Unfortunately, the bad formatting and non-existent copy editing are the least of my concerns with the book - the content of the book itself is the much bigger problem. First, the book meanders and seems to lack any meaningful organization or structure. It feels like the strung together ramblings of a teenager grabbing bits and pieces of content from Wikipedia and random websites, coupled with some incredibly problematic segments. Almost half of the book is devoted to antisemitic nonsense - the author lists out numerous historical "Jewish crimes" and rants against Zionism while trying to feebly claim that the content is not antisemitic. The book freely quotes Adolf Hitler's Mein Kampf for half a dozen pages, not really making any concrete point beyond perhaps trying to claim that Hitler was not motivated by racial hate but rather faith based reasons because he was a Catholic.Another portion of the book includes some poorly written fanfiction-tier content where the author reimagines the Genesis story of Adam and Eve (and Lilith) with cringe-worthy language describing lurid sex acts and violence. The chapter after that similarly launches into a crudely written fanfic about the "whore" Mary and her adventures with bestiality.Overall there is little to recommend about this book, unless you're looking for cheap sacrilegious entertainment and a laugh or several. The content is so bad that it's actually quite hilarious to read and make fun of. The only drawback is that by purchasing this book, you're giving this absolute hack of a writer your hard earned money. I think the other reviewer had the right idea by suggesting the aspiring reader save their money and buy a burger instead.EDIT: as it turns out, the author does *not* hold a PhD, and in fact the "Dr." title is a rather meaningless epithet acquired by virtue of the author establishing a Satanic church in the state of Massachusetts and applying said title to himself via the "Doctor of Religion" loophole that apparently exists.

This book is well written. Not sure what the other idiots claiming to be Satanic are saying . As a true Theistic follower this book is a must have for anyone truly wanting guidance and teaching. I’m going to disregard the negative reviews. Because only the fake would say such things .

Started reading really good first few chapters but then it lost me in the essay I mean kind of childish I mean calling mother marry a whore and really sexual to a point where you are like wow not much for the Christian religion but not that bad . Yeah our beliefs are older the Christians so yeah I really don’t think that low of what happened just saying . Good luck if you buy it I can’t believe I gave that many stars ⭐️ I skipped through it to the end smh 🤦🏼‍♂️

One of the best books on Theistic Satanism I have ever read! Way better than the Satanic Bible as it actually has the things that you would expect a Bible of Satanism to have. My only complaint is I wish it had more things as in more Grimoire like with morespells, incantations, & prayers, & less of the anti-Xristian propaganda. But I guess if Satanism was gonna have a true Bible, then this is definitely it.

easy read and instrumental too the black arts

Do not be tempted to buy this book, it is NOT any "Satanic bible". It is a jumbled up mess from the start, pure fantasy and reads like a teenage boy's porn story. When I got to the part about Lilith and Eve having sex in the Garden of Eden (which the author put on a tropical island, who knows why) I slammed the book shut. I dont even want anyone to have to read this, so into the garbage it goes. It pains me that I spent money on this book, I could've had tacos from Taco Bell lol. But seriously--save your money.

A great deal of this book was great, useful even. Unfortunately parts of it are a bit unusable for me personally. Over all a good read!

This book is absolutely terrible and nothing to do with satanism at all.The first half of the book is basically crude porn and beastiality.The second half is anti-jewish... im all for historical information, but this book basically uses porn as a hook to introduce antisemitism. Im not joking, if you really are interested in theology or just looking for different perspective. Stay away from this book. Absolutely horrible

I really don’t want to be negative and offend the author because I appreciate they are a fellow devotee. However this book really feels like a joke and makes a mockery of Satanism in many ways. There are a lot of problematic pages and I was shocked at some chapters. I really don’t like that the author calls Mary a whore repeatedly because ultimately it is sex work shaming. This makes no sense as it goes against the fundamental teachings of any path in Satanism. Whether she’s the mother of Jesus or not, it’s a bit pathetic. When are we going to move past this immaturity? Satan doesn’t waste his time hating Christianity, he’s far above that childish behaviour. The author also refers to himself as an expert which comes across with arrogance. There’s no educational information really, it’s a bit confusing and hard to follow at times. The writing is quite large too which explains why the book is thick. The author claims that Satanists don’t use blood in rituals but this isn’t true at all. It’s a personal preference. Not everyone wants to use sperm. Satan is also described as the “great mother dragon” which was interesting but there’s no explanation for this concept.There’s a few negative reviews but I didn’t want to be put off by them and thought I’d support regardless. I don’t regret buying as it definitely was an interesting and entertaining read.