Pyramid 1 Oz (10 pcs) Fishing Sinker, Lead, Weight

So the product I received was 9oz overweight and 9 short of the advertised quantity. It appears to be made of the finest imported lead from the Wexham lead mines of Wales. It has an amazing luster and an exact precision cut pyramid that is sure to cut through the water with both speed and accuracy allowing it to secure itself to the bottom of any body of water with a stability that atlas himself would not be able to budge. The eyelet is fashioned from the finest high polish brass wire capable of securing all manner of line. I questioned its whether it would be strong enough to handle the sinker at first, remember, the one I got was about 9 oz overweight. But don’t let the fancy shine on the brass eyelet fool you, it can handle the extra 9oz. Surely, fish will tremble at the mere sight of this 9oz overweight sinker as it missiles itself downward toward the icy depths that fish call home. Why, I tied this 9oz overweight sinker onto my line just minutes after receiving it in the mail and as I was preparing to cast my first cast , 6 fish caught sight of the extra 9oz on this sinker and just gave up and jumped in my bucket. I went home that day hitting my limit without even getting my line wet. The game warden stood their in disbelief. I will probably need to find braver fish if I am going to continue using this sinker, I could see this sport becoming boring quickly if cowardly fish constantly surrender at the sight of those extra 9oz. Why this sinker I believe was intimidating for the postal service as well, as I only received 1 in the package. The other 9 sinkers must be spread out separately in multiple packages over the next few days to reduce the strain on the postman and prevent unnecessary injury to his sciatica or cause a hernia that could result from carrying around a total of 10 sinkers if each one is 9oz overweight. Why that poor postman would be carrying 90oz (5.6lbs) if they didn’t split these shipments up. Overall this sinker is probably just as good as as the 1 oz lead sinkers listed above but in reality is actually 10 times better. Oh with this overweight sinker that I got in the mail, I was even able to fend off an attack a wild grizzly bear, a pack of wolves, a honey badger, 2 griffons, a liger, a flock of radioactive geese, 1 moose and 5 rabid shrews on my way back to the vehicle from the pier. This sinker means businesses and should honestly require a fishing safety course to use. Only order if you don’t think the 1oz sinkers can’t hack it.

Very good