New York Fahgettaboudit Chain 1415 & New York Disc Lock

first off this thing is HEAVY! i end up wearing it around my chest instead of wrapping it around my bike. i find that the length is satisfactory. it’s on the shorter side but i don’t have issues with where i lock my bike up. the thing is incredibly durable and thick. lock is easy to use and the key is handy too due to the little light it gives you. overall great lock, if you have an expensive E-bike but aren’t tryna break the bank on one of those folding locks this product is perfect for you, just be warned about the weight other reviewers are NOT joking.

When this sucker showed up, the delivery guy, after putting the forklift away, came back and punched me in the face. I was not upset as I had just tried to pick the box up and realized I had put his life in danger by ordering this burley, tough, heavy bastard.The first time I took it out, slung over my shoulder like one of those huge automatic weapons slung by our favorite action movie stars, I inflicted $26,000.00 in damages to the bicycle rack I locked my bike to. When the police showed up to investigate the massive damages to the otherwise innocent rack, I merely swung the chain over my head and they made me their leader out of fear, and awe. And they were right.Two days later, I came out of a coffee shop to a disturbing scene: A craven thief had seen my bad-ass bike and tried to break this behemoth in order to steal it: he simply exploded. Needless to say, I had to find a hose to clean the 150-plus pounds of meat and guts and hair from my bike and the surrounding landscape. I was late to band practice and am considering legal action against the Kryptonite Corp for damages due to being summarily fired as the hamonica player for my (former) band.I am currently in talks with local organized crime figures as they want to rent or lease the chain from me on occasion to sink stool-pigeons, uncooperative football teams, and other undesirables in the river.Even when I leave it at home, I am no longer allowed to fly on domestic airlines as they feel the mere ownership of this unstoppable theft-ender makes me too dangerous for their formidable insurance policies to bear.And it's worth all this. This is the toughest, most evil bike lock ever conceived by mankind. It weighs in at 2,300 kilos and can (and has) withstand a 40 megaton nuclear detonation.The warnings on the package state clearly to NEVER store this chain in a pile because its intense density will trigger a major cosmological event generating a deadly black hole as the absolute cruelty displayed will fold in on itself and create a singularity.Plus if you lose your keys, they'll send you new ones.

I'm going to review the initial thoughts about this from the perspective of someone whocs wife has had 5 bikes stolen before we were marries and this is my first set of very expensive bikes and I did a bunch of research about this beforehand cause I'M NOT GONNA LOSE $2K CAUSE OF A BAD LOCK OR CHAIN. Note that I've only had this for a few days, so I cannot say how good it is about the actual test of time.That said, this thing...it's massive. I have two pedal assist e bikes that we bought and the links fit through the wheel spokes on each but barely. I am able to connect the chain through both bike frames and through both back wheels with this one chain.Mind you, it's HEAVY. Unless you want to get some serious gains from heaving this around every day, I would not suggest this as a typical lock to take with you. You COULD throw it over your shoulder but it'll eventually dig into your collar bone because it's so heavy.That said, I don't see someone getting through this unless they really know how to pick a lock or if I'm stupid enough to leave the bike locked up somewhere overnight in a place where no one will notice a grinder going at a chain for an hour. This is definitely a "leave the bike overnight in a garage" type of chain. Very happy to have gotten this one for the price it is.Again, this is too heavy to carry around every day, in my opinion. If you love the idea of carrying 20lbs around every day OR if your bike is super expensive and you need a real chain, then this is your perfect chain for a decent price. (Although I would also bring a serious U lock as well to use in tandem).Anyway, I'm happy and it's a good chain. Heavy and good, exactly what I wanted.

This chain is great for securing your pedal bike or even your motorcycle. It is extremely heavy duty. It has the highest rating you can get from a bike lock out there that I have seen.Personally I use this chain to secure my pedal bike. I live in a busy city that has a bike theft problem. I have not had to worry one bit about my bike when using this chain. While it does bring a LOT of security to the table, that security does come at a cost. It is a very hefty chain. Weighing in at 15+lbs it can be difficult to carry while on a pedal bike. Personally I have wrapped it around my seat with good luck. I also have wrapped it around the center of my frame and I have carried it in a backpack. All of those methods work pretty well.Dimensions of the chain are confirmed as advertised. Pictures have been uploaded to show what the chain is like. I have also included photos of it hooked up to secure a bike.Included in this set is:-The chain-1 primary key with an LED light-2 spare keysPros:*Extremely secure*Plenty of included keys*Primary key has an LED light. Great for dark areasCons:*Heavy (-1/2 a star)Additional Considerations:Kryptonite has a lot of different locks for all of your needs. I definitely recommend a long chain lock so you can secure the front and rear tires and have more bolt cutter resistance vs a cable lock.Overall: 4.5/5 stars (>=.5 rounds up, <.5 rounds down) => 5 starsIf you have any further questions regarding the product in my review please leave a comment below and I will get back to you as soon as possible.