Mankini Thong Swimsuit Costume

I had high, high expectations for this swimsuit. I imagined strolling down the length of Grand Anse Beach, sporting my aviator shades, turning heads and working my Borat mo-jo. All while collecting big cash on the dare I took to do it. In reality, the back fits fine but there is *no way* any normal man will ever fit his package in this thing. It doesn't matter, a-hem, how cold the water is, this swimsuit is a one-way ticket to an indecent exposure charge.Side note: you do *not* want to get tossed into a Caribbean jail while wearing this swimsuit.

I purchased these as a joke to wear for my buddies. It fit very small. they were very durable though. I would have bought a bigger size if I would have known even though my friends got a good laugh

Perfect I love it

This suit isn't as tight and sexy as I would like. However, the liner does a great job of holding my rhinestoned banana in place until I take it off.

Because it's one-size and I wear small, it' a bit large for me. But it's sexy and feels great.

Best gag gift ever!!!! My husband throws it on to embarrass the kids. Too funny.

I weigh 350 lbs and I wear it while mowing my yard on my riding mower. It's great and I get a lot of looks from the neighbors. All I need now is a wig.

5'5", a little too long for me, good mankini anyways.