The Seafarer Keyboard

It is kind of restoring my faith in humanity.

I absolutely LOVE this keyboard! It’s velvety smooth, comfortable, and looks amazing on my desk. The weight keeps it from sliding when we hit a swell, and the captain is seriously jealous. I dropped my cutlass on it without a scratch just last week, and it’s even had water splash in during a storm, with no problems at all, so it’s very durable. The only reason that I’m giving it four stars is because sometimes the arrr sticks for no apparent reason. Worth the price!!

This thing is AMAZING!! Let me tell you!! I knew a few things about amazing, and this keyboard is definitely all of those things. Every time I touch this keyboard, my fingers feel bigly (that's my new word), and it's like strumming the fur on a sasquatch's bottom. I have the best strokes by the way folks....the smoothest strokes. Bob Ross told me that my key strokes were like his paint strokes but better, and let me tell you....he's right!! These hands here, people....these [not tiny] hands, are magical instruments that like to grab em by the p......pencil and write down my great thoughts from my big brain. My best brain. My head is so big it has it's own brain. Did you know that only my head has a brain like mine?? Wow!! That's really great!!

Yarrrr, this keyboard be the kind that sinks in water. Spent all me booty on it only to give it up to Davie Jones locker. Now I have no booty or keyboard, sad seafarer I be.

I'm only giving it 4 stars because after I spent $1599.99 of my $1604.99 computer budget on this keyboard I only had $5 left over for a computer so I instead of buying a MacBook, I could only afford a Raspberry Pi zero. But I look super cool at Starbucks with this keyboard plugged into a Raspberry Pi with no screen.

Plays well on fortnite

This is obviously overpriced for the quality and materials used. I'm really happy people aren't stupid enough to buy stuff like this.

It’s definitely not a $1.5k keyboard... it’s more of a $1.2k keyboard... stay woke!