🍪 Get ready to laugh and cry with every bite!
Pechkeks Misfortune Cookies come in a beautifully designed box containing 13 individually wrapped cookies, each delivering a humorous and unexpected message, making them a perfect addition to any party or gathering.
B**Y
Goes in black, comes out green
these are hilarious, tastes like regular fortune cookies but turns your mouth black for a while, then later a surprisingly festive green exit. Lots of fun.
1**U
So Much Fun!
Bought these for my friend for her birthday, because I knew these would match her sense of humor. She then was kind enough to share them with the rest of us. The fortunes ranged from morbid to meta in content. And the best part was, I did not know this was going to happen, it turned our tongs and teeth black! We were all laughing our asses off when we realized it. But don't worry it is not permanent, a quick trip to the bathroom with a toothbrush in hand returned our mouths to their normal colors. As for taste, they are just like any normal fortune cookie. If you are on the fence, I say go for it, I don't think these will disappoint.
J**.
Black like my soul
These are so dang cute I just love them so much. They were so fun to open too and to see what misfortune was coming my way that day. I will be buying these again. They taste just as good as any other fortune cookie except they are pitch black which makes them fun and unique.
N**E
Funny, made a great stocking stuffer
When you have 4 teenagers money can add up fast finding stocking stuffers, with these I was able to give them 3 each and they were all hilarious! I actually bought 2 more of their products for friends!Taste was decent, bland but not bad for a black cookie! Messages were funny and not inappropriate for teenagers, If you do not have a sense of humor, I would not suggest these, but I don't think you would be purchasing black fortune cookies in the first place.
S**I
Very Cool
These tasted better than we expected, and the (mis)fortunes were pretty funny. Definitely a good gag gift for friends and family! Just be aware that the dye in them is very strong- it will turn your tongue blue, and then your poo will be VERY green for a few days.
K**R
Fun gimmick for a Streamer!
Some of the misfortunes are lame, but a good number of them are legit brutal.FAIR WARNING: These will turn your poop a violent shade of green. You're not dying, just dyed.A Twitch streamer named Kynimer uses these as gift-sub rewards, and they are super fun!
C**N
Better out than in, I always say
Good new: The fortunes were pretty funny to read aloud with the friends we shared with and that’s honestly why I bought them. So, mission accomplished. Nothing super funny or special. But with the right crowd they’re entertaining enough. Bad news: They aren’t very tasty. They aren’t the worst, but also not particularly good.Now, story time. One of our friends couldn’t make it but I had given them a cookie ahead of time. When the rest of the group had all eaten theirs we noticed that the cookies turn your entire mouth, tongue, and teeth blackish/blueish/greenish. So I decided I should warn the absent friend so they don’t eat it on the go and start walking around in public with swamp mouth. I thought I was providing the heads up but in response this friend told me that they also turn your poop blue! With this news my husband and I decided to split all the cookies that were left. You know, for science. It has now been over three days since we ate those cookies. I personally have pooped 5 times since the consumption and my poop. Is. Still. Green. Not green like you ate a large bow of fruit loops for breakfast. No. Green like Easter egg dye. Like a dark, foresty, veridian green. So green that dye seeps out of the poop and turns the urine in the bowl green as well. It’s been three days. I can tell that the dye is not as concentrated as it was the morning after, but at this point I don’t know when it will stop. I keep thinking that’s it’s a really good thing there’s nothing I need to see a Dr and provide a stool sample for because this is not a conversation I want to have with a medical professional. Can you imagine? “Well you see, Dr. I bought these fortune cookies that turned my mouth blackish green and decided, for fun, that I would eat five of them and see what happens…”I have never given my entire friend group updates on my bowel movements but these things turn poop so green that it’s almost haunting. Please. If you do get these for fun or for science or even for pranks, don’t eat/serve more than one.
E**R
Very cool
Love the style and the misfortune notes are funny. They taste just like fortune cookies, but beware they will stain your tongue black when you eat them
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