Liquid Ass: Prank Fart Spray, Gag Gift for Adults and Kids, Great for Pranks and A Good Laugh, Extra Strong Poop Spray, Non Toxic, Keep Out of Reach from Children

I am usually the victim of pranks at work. I roll with them and never react the way the perpetrators expect. So I get some Liquid Ass and take it to work. First, though, I opened it and sprayed one tiny squirt in the driveway. With the garage door open. Oops. The husband comes home with the kid and comes in through the garage. He starts ranting about a dead animal in the garage and she ran upstairs to her room. An hour later, the cyclone fan was still on in the garage with the door open along with the back door. Heed the warnings: it's a cheap atomizer that leaks. Do not touch the bottle with your fingers: it does not wash off easily. Next day at work, I carefully wrap a wet paper towel around bottle to protect my hand (wearing a glove would be too conspicuous). I sprayed two pumps on the handle of the witch across the hall's office door. Then I sprayed another one on the metal door jambe right at her nose level. Then I casually walked away. I could see her office through the window in mine. Cue her arrival about ten minutes later. By then several people have walked by and gasped/covered their noses/exclaimed something or another. She loudly asks nobody in particular, "What the hell is that smell?" Hand on door knob shoulder rubbing the door jambe. Mission accomplished. A client showed up shortly thereafter to meet with her. He approached the office, said a few words, and left. By then she is smelling her hands over and over, wiping them on her skirt, crying out "What the F@*% is happening?" She walked into my reception area, which caused my assistants to pinch their noses and ask her if she had an accident. I was barely, and I mean barely, keeping my cool while observing this. She goes into her office and a few minutes later, a maintenance man shows up at her door. She runs toward him and he takes a step back and buries his nose in his elbow, shaking his head, and quickly escaped. At that point, I had to close my blinds and laugh until I cried. I am heaving with laughter as I type this. Bottom line: it is not fart smelling at all. It is nauseating. It physically makes me nauseous. Like eating spoiled ranch dressing nauseous. The profile has base notes of rotten, rancid organic material along with decaying mammal flesh. The top notes remind one of fæces of a cat that eats wet food and tuna juice along with a thigh-high pig sty on the hottest, most humid August afternoon in the south. When I was a teenager, I once was at a basketball game and sat behind a morbidly obese woman who was wearing stretchy pants. There is no way in the world that she could have reached her butt to wipe or wash, even with a long-handled brush. She always smelled horrendous, like petri dishes of bacteria growing in the folds of her fat, but mostly she smelled like putrid, festering ass. She hefted herself up and down as best she could the whole game, and when she landed back in her seat, she blasted me and my best friend with a foul, nasty ass smell, right in the face. Liquid Ass is on par with that odor, only really, really concentrated.

Its name is self explanatory, the smell is absolutely horrid. I hated it. But it did its purpose. Explanation: I had a girl that kept touching my clothes at the laundry mat and moving them out of the washer onto the floor SOAKING WET while I was away for 5 mins. She always and I mean ALWAYS washes her clothes when I do. That’s when I had the idea to get this and use it for my own get back. A few weeks pass and I get this in and need to go wash my clothes.. you know who’s in the laundry mat drying hers? Yeah that girl. A few minutes go by and I’m sitting down as my clothes are washing, she gets a phone call and walks out. I seen and BEST BELIEVE I took the opportunity to open them dryers and spray her clothes at least 50 times before shutting it back and pretending like nothing happened. The smell was absolutely rancid, I don’t know if it was because of the heat from the dryer or because I sprayed it as much as I did. The girl walked in and her face dropped immediately staring at me, I smiled and waved. Her clothes finished and when she opened that dryer I swear I seen stars for a second and she immediately started dry heaving. Long story short, it gets the job done whether it be for revenge or prank and I highly recommend it(

USE SPARINGLY! I bought this to prank my wife while she was in the shower, so she couldn't run away. I pretended like I was using the bathroom (she wasn't happy about that...) and sprayed some over the top of the shower curtain. I didn't smell anything and got no reaction. I proceeded to do this a few more times and she didn't smell it until I had sprayed 8-10 sprays (not the bathroom is very small, about 6'x10'). Then it his us both.... The stench was unbelievably horrifying. The putrid stank mixed with the humid air and became something else. You could feel it cling to you and there was no escaping it. The smell settled on the back of my tongue and we both started wretching. I quickly tried to air out the bathroom. Open a door and the window, anything to lessen the stench to no avail, all the while my wife is screaming at me to flush the toilet. I broke character and admitted what I had done. I opened all of the windows in the rooms around the bathroom, fans, everything. It still lingers as of now about 40 mins from first spray. Know the power of this ass liquid and use it for good. Understand the unfathomable strength contained in this tiny bottle and treat it with respect. Handle with care, if the bottle broke open or spilled the area would become as uninhabitable as Chernobyl. I doubt you'll ever need a second bottle. Good luck

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Great product and the smell too

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I was expecting a fart odor, instead , this smells like a dirty ass crack. Very pungent ! I dont recommend using this inside, also , make sure that who ever you played this prank on , doesnt find the spray bottle laying around.