Billy-Bob Teeth Mega Bucks (aka Tombstones)

It used to be fun to lose teeth. As a kid you used to wiggle those tiny piano keys out of your mouth, give em to dad to sell and then collect your 30% after the back alley deal is done. Straight cash homie! Those were the days.However, once it’s the adult teeth you’re brushing out of your mouth each morning it’s not as great. Apparently the market isn’t the same for adult teeth and it’s harder to find a buyer. I’ve spent countless nights hanging out in smoky taverns or on street corners trying to offload my (not so) pearly whites. Okay, okay, my “corn yellows” might be more accurate…And after you sell all the big ones, then what? You can’t walk around toothless at 30. That’s why I got these. Form fitting and big (the bigger the better!), no brushing involved and lavender scented, too! I’ll never go back to real teeth. Plus, the kids love em, and perhaps that’s the only drawback - if I set them on the table for just a moment one of my little ones snatches em up and, with my teeth in mouth, starts lisping “look at me, I’m Dad. Go to your room!”Kids, they really do say the darn seat things, don’t they?

These were broken upon arrival

I bought these to use for my Freddie Mercury costume. They're huge, but they tied my costume all together nicely. The key is the included moldable inner lining plastic that you mold and form fit to your own teeth, so they fit snugly and never fall out.

These were ordered to be a part of a Freddie Mercury costume. The wax mold to get them to stick on your teeth is very difficult. Once the wax hardens and molds to turn teeth it can slip right off. I would definitely recommend getting some polydent or some other type of denture cream to hold these into place. Overall, the look was what we were going for.

Worked well for Freddie Mercury teeth although glue never really stuck - I would buy denture glue to use w them next time

The teeth themselves look very realistic. However, my rating of 2 stars is based on two factors.One is that the teeth are very hard to keep attached to my regular teeth (yes, I have them all), even after applying the softened and molded forming beads compound. There is very little area for you to hold onto .Two, once I had the teeth inside hot water for awhile to slightly bend them as per instructions, they snapped in half!

So this is a gag gift she received! Was funny and pretty quality made! Had a great laugh over them!

These are terrible, can't even form the mold to your teeth because they don't give you enough resin beads. Skip it- don't waste your money!