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product_id: 576543038
title: "Engraved Wooden Spoon - Funny Rude Bad Secret Santa Gift for Adults - 'Here is A Spoon Because You Can Get F**k All for A Fiver' - Affordable & Fun Baking Gift for Men/Women (Here is A Spoon - Fiver)"
brand: "the laser factory"
price: "A$21"
currency: AUD
in_stock: true
reviews_count: 8
category: "The Laser Factory"
url: https://www.desertcart.com.au/products/576543038-engraved-wooden-spoon-funny-rude-bad-secret-santa-gift-adults
store_origin: AU
region: Australia
---

# Solid beech wood durability Ultimate budget Secret Santa hit Perfect 31cm x 6cm baking size Engraved Wooden Spoon - Funny Rude Bad Secret Santa Gift for Adults - 'Here is A Spoon Because You Can Get F**k All for A Fiver' - Affordable & Fun Baking Gift for Men/Women (Here is A Spoon - Fiver)

**Brand:** the laser factory
**Price:** A$21
**Availability:** ✅ In Stock

## Summary

> 🎁 Stir up laughs and kitchen vibes with the spoon everyone’s talking about!

## Quick Answers

- **What is this?** Engraved Wooden Spoon - Funny Rude Bad Secret Santa Gift for Adults - 'Here is A Spoon Because You Can Get F**k All for A Fiver' - Affordable & Fun Baking Gift for Men/Women (Here is A Spoon - Fiver) by the laser factory
- **How much does it cost?** A$21 with free shipping
- **Is it available?** Yes, in stock and ready to ship
- **Where can I buy it?** [www.desertcart.com.au](https://www.desertcart.com.au/products/576543038-engraved-wooden-spoon-funny-rude-bad-secret-santa-gift-adults)

## Best For

- the laser factory enthusiasts

## Why This Product

- Trusted the laser factory brand quality
- Free international shipping included
- Worldwide delivery with tracking
- 15-day hassle-free returns

## Key Features

- • **Premium Beech Wood:** Crafted from solid beech wood for lasting quality and eco-conscious style.
- • **Laser-Engraved Humor:** High-precision engraving that stays sharp and cheeky through every use.
- • **Low-Maintenance Care:** Oiled finish protects wood—just hand wash and re-oil to keep it fresh.
- • **Budget-Friendly Laughs:** Crack the Secret Santa code with a hilarious gift under a fiver.
- • **Ideal Baking Companion:** Generous 31cm length fits all your stirring and mixing needs effortlessly.

## Overview

This Engraved Wooden Spoon is a solid beech wood kitchen essential measuring 31cm by 6cm, featuring a high-quality laser-engraved cheeky message perfect for Secret Santa gifting. Lightweight at 20g, it’s designed for durability and easy hand washing, making it a fun yet practical addition to any baking routine.

## Description

Looking for the ultimate Secret Santa surprise? Our Engraved Wooden Spoon is the answer to your affordable gift-giving prayers! This hilarious and cheeky spoon is perfect for adults in need of a good laugh. With the engraving ’Here is a spoon because you can get f**k all for a fiver’' it's sure to bring on the giggles during gift exchanges with office work colleagues, family, and friends. Crafted from solid beech wood and featuring top-quality laser engraving, this spoon ensures the design remains crystal clear even after frequent use. Measuring at 31cm x 6cm x 1.6cm, it's a versatile addition to any kitchen for cooking and baking. Ideal as a stocking filler, this spoon is the perfect mix of affordability and fun for both men and women.

Review: Great - Given us a token, funny Christmas gift, but it is also really good quality wooden spoon
Review: Perfect and funny - Perfect for a small, funny gift

## Features

- 🎅 AFFORDABLE SECRET SANTA FUN: We've cracked the code on Secret Santa gift-giving! Tired of the annual struggle to find that perfect, affordable, and funny present for your office work colleague, family member, or friend? Look no further! Our spoon is the ultimate solution for a budget-friendly, hilarious gift.
- ⭐️ MATERIAL/QUALITY: This spoon is made of solid beech wood and features high-quality laser engraving, ensuring that the design stays clear even after lots of use.
- 📏 SPOON SIZE: This spoon measures 31cm x 6cm x 1.6cm, making it suitable for all your baking needs.
- 🛠️ CARE INSTRUCTIONS: The spoon surface has been treated with oil for protection, but to keep it looking its best, it's a good idea to oil it regularly with vegetable oil. Do not put in dishwasher, hand wash only.

## Technical Specifications

| Specification | Value |
|---------------|-------|
| ASIN | B0CKTQ7SSX |
| Best Sellers Rank | 14,819 in Home & Kitchen ( See Top 100 in Home & Kitchen ) 17 in Cooking Spoons |
| Customer Reviews | 4.7 4.7 out of 5 stars (333) |
| Date First Available | 15 Oct. 2023 |
| Dishwasher safe? | No |
| Global Trade Identification Number | 50608516811988 |
| Item Weight | 20 g |
| Material Type Free | Plastic Free |
| Model Number | Fiver |
| Number of pieces | 1 |
| Product Dimensions | 31 x 6 x 0.1 cm; 20 g |

## Product Details

- **Brand:** The Laser Factory
- **Colour:** Natural
- **Material:** Wood
- **Product dimensions:** 31L x 6W centimetres
- **Style:** Custom

## Images

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## Customer Reviews

### ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Great
*by S***️ on 27 December 2025*

Given us a token, funny Christmas gift, but it is also really good quality wooden spoon

### ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Perfect and funny
*by L***Y on 13 November 2025*

Perfect for a small, funny gift

### ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Secret santa 🎅
*by L***S on 18 December 2025*

Funny gift , good for a laugh and useable too , would recommend

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*Product available on Desertcart Australia*
*Store origin: AU*
*Last updated: 2026-01-26*