Scary Movie 5 [DVD]

Scary Movie V not only killed a franchise, but a whole sub-genre. I honestly wouldn't be surprised if we never get parody films being produced ever again after this. Holy. Mama. Flipping. Spoof. Balls. What a monstrosity. I can't believe I endured it. I've done it guys! I actually watched the whole thing in one sitting. I've evolved as a film critic, and I didn't press B to cancel. Throw anything at me, I'll watch it. Unstoppable. Uncontrollable. Un-flipping-believable. I am...that guy. A family adopt two feral girls and move into a house that is haunted by a mothering ghost. 'Mama' plus 'Paranormal Activity' divided by 'Cabin in the Woods' multiplied by 'Inception' and halved by 'Fifty Shades of Grey' equals one of the worst films I've ever seen. It's not even bad good...it's just plain bad. It started off well with a self-referential scene including Charlie Sheen and Lindsay Lohan, and then it declined to nothingness. I didn't laugh once, heck I didn't even smile. The jokes were horrendous and seemed like they could only appeal to a three year old. Honestly. There were more jokes orientated towards bums then actually anything witty...in fact, there was no wit. It was aimless. Dumb. When was sticking an object up your ass and smelling it funny? When was spontaneously combusting babies humorous? I just can't even comprehend the thought process of this! The lack Anna Faris and Regina Hall was noticeable and was a huge detriment to this fifth instalment. Ashley Tisdale? Really!? Shouldn't she be singing next to a swimming pool in 'High School Musical 2'? Heck, I don't want her on my screen! Snoop Dogg? Usher!? They really were clutching at straws here, sweet lord! I saw better acting in the porn video I watched this morning, and there was no talking in that! Christ! This genre is done. This film has resulted in the decimation of parodies. It's outdated. It's stupid. It's absurdly unfunny. It's just wrong. Scary Movie V is, without a doubt, atrocious. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to chill in the sun with a fresh cold cider and rethink my life...

Hilarious and quick delivery, bargain priced

Very good.

what can I say you either love this franchise or you dont. I do, this is ace and never really gets tired.

Scary Movie 5 isn't the best in the series, but it does have its moments. The franchise was starting to wane at this point but stick with it. The bloopers at the end of the movie are priceless.

Another great addition to the franchise

I sort of liked it. My favourite scene was when them pool cleaner looking things got together and was having a big pool party. It's one of them things you like or you don't because it is sort of like a cheap humour.

Its a half decent film ,with many some funny references in the beginning (though I was sad to find only to modern films) .The second half is no where near as funny .One thing I will point out is that youi can hardly say it 'features' lindsey lohan and charlie sheen and even snoop LION since they where on screen for hardly 5 minutes ... Overall a decent film, quite funny although it does get a bit teadious after a while (and no where near as good as its predecessors ).