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product_id: 55328091
title: "Absorbent Stone Drink Coasters - Funny Coasters for Drinks Don't Fuck Up The Table Design - Huge 4.25 Inch Square Ceramic Stone with Cork Backing Coaster"
brand: "coaster labs"
price: "A$35"
currency: AUD
in_stock: true
reviews_count: 8
url: https://www.desertcart.com.au/products/55328091-absorbent-stone-drink-coasters-funny-coasters-for-drinks-dont-fuck
store_origin: AU
region: Australia
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# Absorbent Stone Drink Coasters - Funny Coasters for Drinks Don't Fuck Up The Table Design - Huge 4.25 Inch Square Ceramic Stone with Cork Backing Coaster

**Brand:** coaster labs
**Price:** A$35
**Availability:** ✅ In Stock

## Quick Answers

- **What is this?** Absorbent Stone Drink Coasters - Funny Coasters for Drinks Don't Fuck Up The Table Design - Huge 4.25 Inch Square Ceramic Stone with Cork Backing Coaster by coaster labs
- **How much does it cost?** A$35 with free shipping
- **Is it available?** Yes, in stock and ready to ship
- **Where can I buy it?** [www.desertcart.com.au](https://www.desertcart.com.au/products/55328091-absorbent-stone-drink-coasters-funny-coasters-for-drinks-dont-fuck)

## Best For

- coaster labs enthusiasts

## Why This Product

- Trusted coaster labs brand quality
- Free international shipping included
- Worldwide delivery with tracking
- 15-day hassle-free returns

## Description

Finding best coasters ( porta vasos ) that protect furniture from drink stains, & won’t stick to a glass, just got a whole lot easier; CoasterLabs stone coasters absorb every drop & stay down. Click ADD TO CART now to avoid pains from stains. GOOD TO KNOW…  Naturally Absorbent – soaks up any moisture, which evaporates away Cork Guard Protection – so your table or worktops won’t get scratched Extra Large 4.25” Square – for giant coffee mugs & large wine glasses Damage-Free Packaging – to ensure your coasters arrive without harm Made to Last – at 0.25” thick, & 4.6 oz. each, these are no flimsy coasters Accurate Photos – our images accurately depict the colors as you will receive them  WILL THEY SCRATCH MY WOODEN TABLE?  We guarantee they won’t. Each CoastersLabs stone coaster is fitted with a high-grade cork backing to not only protect your table from scratches, but also heat and stains. It also helps to make the coaster non-slip, so that you and your friends can focus on your conversation and not worry about what your coaster is doing.  DO THEY BEND? A thin flexible coaster is often a sign that it won’t give adequate protection for your table or worktops.At CoasterLabs we set our standards high to do all we can to ensure your happiness. Our drinks coastersare heavy, they’re thick, they won’t bend, and they’re made to last.   Grab our coasters ; you're covered by our 100% Money Back No Marks, No Drips Guarantee, noquestions asked. Click Add to Cart now to avoid pains from stains.

## Features

- About this item
- ✅ EXTRA LARGE FOR BIG MUGS… The largest ceramic drink coasters on desertcart, perfect for a giant cup of ground coffee, or an elegant glass of aromatic Chardonnay
- ✅ 100% FULLY ABSORBENT… Avoid embarrassing drink coasters that stick to your friends’ wine glasses; unlike wood coasters all condensation gets absorbed into the stone coaster & won’t stick to your glass
- ✅ CORK BACKED PROTECTION… our super absorbent coasters are heavy, weighing 4.6 oz. each; we guard against scratching & marking your furniture by using premium non-slip cork padding
- ✅ DAMAGE-FREE DELIVERY… At Coaster Labs we pack tightly with bubble wrap & make sure your stone coasters set won’t move around in their box, guaranteed to arrive damage-free
- ✅ This item does NOT include the stand.

## Images

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## Customer Reviews

### ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ 







  
  
    😍😍I’m in Love
  

*by M***I on Reviewed in the United States on December 5, 2019*

Omg omg omg omg. These have got to be the best thing on Amazon at the moment. I brought these along with the Lamp from a Christmas Story and some LED candles. I purchased a bar table not too long ago from amazon and needed the perfect table topper and coasters and I must say Iam very glad to now add this beauty to my home. Definitely recommend it. Shipping was fast, and it brings lots of laughs everytime my friends look and use them.

### ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ 







  
  
    Sturdy, quality & funny!
  

*by T***M on Reviewed in the United States on March 12, 2018*

I have a craft sense of humor. I don't care who knows it. When I went looking for coasters I could not resist these ones. They say exactly what I want them to say. I love these. When I saw them I literally laughed right out loud. I knew these were the ones I had to have. They're actually good quality too. They're heavy ceramic and have a nice sweet to them. They come with a little stand to both keep them together and to display them so everybody knows what you want to not happen to your table. I love these things. Everybody laughs when I hand them one. They're nice ice breaker. And of course, it keeps the table nice.

### ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ 







  
  
    Love them.
  

*by F***Z on Reviewed in the United States on July 19, 2020*

Accurately describes and conveys what I want without having to say it when I hand it to my friends for their drinks. Absorbs well, used it numerous times already with no issue or stains and very thick. Haven't had a chance to clean the top of their leftover stains yet from drinks so can't comment on that, but pretty much exactly what'd you want in a coaster. Well for me at least.

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*Last updated: 2026-02-25*