Description
- Give the gift of a lifetime with these NEVER seen or smelled SWEET BABY JESUS FARTS in a Gilded Antique Miniature Trunk.
- 100% Authentic and proven to be over 2,000 Years Old with a Certificate of Authenticity.
- Sealed for over two millenniums in an undisclosed and secret nomadic tent roaming the Judaean Desert.
- These Miraculous SWEET BABY JESUS FARTS were recently discovered and delicately transferred into an ancient miniature trunk.
- White Elephant Gift & Stocking Stuffer. Hilarious Office Gag Gift for Holiday Parties. Money Back Guarantee if you don't get huge laughs with this gift.
After visiting the National Shrine of The Infant Jesus of Prague located in Prague, Oklahoma I pondered what would Baby Jesus Farts smell like? This started my quest to find Sweet Baby Jesus Farts and to my delight, I discovered them in the Judeaen Desert at the infamous Camel Crossing. Our team delicately transferred the farts into these ancient gilded trunks. They come beautifully boxed and gift ready. Sweet Baby Jesus Farts are Miraculous.
