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product_id: 54492480
title: "WANKY CANDLES Christmas Candles - Gift/Humour/Comedy Banter - MERRY CHRISTMAS YOU C**T"
brand: "wanky candles"
price: "A$24"
currency: AUD
in_stock: true
category: "Kitchen &amp; Home"
url: https://www.desertcart.com.au/products/54492480-wanky-candles-christmas-candles-gift-humour-comedy-banter-merry-christmas
store_origin: AU
region: Australia
---

# WANKY CANDLES Christmas Candles - Gift/Humour/Comedy Banter - MERRY CHRISTMAS YOU C**T

**Brand:** wanky candles
**Price:** A$24
**Availability:** ✅ In Stock

## Quick Answers

- **What is this?** WANKY CANDLES Christmas Candles - Gift/Humour/Comedy Banter - MERRY CHRISTMAS YOU C**T by wanky candles
- **How much does it cost?** A$24 with free shipping
- **Is it available?** Yes, in stock and ready to ship
- **Where can I buy it?** [www.desertcart.com.au](https://www.desertcart.com.au/products/54492480-wanky-candles-christmas-candles-gift-humour-comedy-banter-merry-christmas)

## Best For

- wanky candles enthusiasts

## Why This Product

- Trusted wanky candles brand quality
- Free international shipping included
- Worldwide delivery with tracking
- 15-day hassle-free returns

## Description

Cheeky Wanky Candles Candle size (small)- Dia. 6cm (2") x H 9cm (4") Material - Wax, glass Fragrance - Various Estimated burning time 20-30 Hours of Fragrance Weight - Approx 104g Comes with a Cheeky Chops Cards - which includes candle instructions. These are real candles - so don't be a twat with them. Never leave a burning candle unattended. Burn candle out of reach of children and pets. Do not place a candle near a source of heat. Do not burn candles on or near anything which can catch fire. PLEASE ALLOW 5-7 WORKING DAYS FOR PRODUCTION AND DISPATCH

## Features

- FUNNY NOVELTY RUDE OFFENSIVE

## Images

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*Product available on Desertcart Australia*
*Store origin: AU*
*Last updated: 2026-01-27*