---
product_id: 512897404
title: "We Will Wash You Freddie Mercury Soap - Made in the USA, 2oz (56g) Travel or Hotel Sized Guest Bar Soap"
brand: "the unemployed philosophers guild"
price: "A$16"
currency: AUD
in_stock: true
url: https://www.desertcart.com.au/products/512897404-we-will-wash-you-freddie-mercury-soap-made-in-usa
store_origin: AU
region: Australia
---

# Almond & cocoa butter scent 2oz travel-friendly size Made in the USA quality We Will Wash You Freddie Mercury Soap - Made in the USA, 2oz (56g) Travel or Hotel Sized Guest Bar Soap

**Brand:** the unemployed philosophers guild
**Price:** A$16
**Availability:** ✅ In Stock

## Summary

> 🧼 Rock your routine with Freddie’s iconic clean!

## Quick Answers

- **What is this?** We Will Wash You Freddie Mercury Soap - Made in the USA, 2oz (56g) Travel or Hotel Sized Guest Bar Soap by the unemployed philosophers guild
- **How much does it cost?** A$16 with free shipping
- **Is it available?** Yes, in stock and ready to ship
- **Where can I buy it?** [www.desertcart.com.au](https://www.desertcart.com.au/products/512897404-we-will-wash-you-freddie-mercury-soap-made-in-usa)

## Best For

- the unemployed philosophers guild enthusiasts

## Why This Product

- Trusted the unemployed philosophers guild brand quality
- Free international shipping included
- Worldwide delivery with tracking
- 15-day hassle-free returns

## Key Features

- • **Iconic Freddie Vibes:** Cleanse with a legendary twist—'We Will Wash You' stamped for instant fandom pride.
- • **Travel-Ready Freshness:** Compact 2oz bar fits perfectly in your gym bag or hotel toiletries—stay fresh on the go.
- • **Ethical & Proudly American:** Crafted in the USA and cruelty-free—because your values deserve clean choices.
- • **Luxurious Scent Experience:** Infused with soothing almond and cocoa butter for a moisturizing, indulgent cleanse.
- • **Perfect Gift for the Culture-Savvy:** A quirky, thoughtful present that sparks conversation and shows you get their vibe.

## Overview

This 2oz travel-sized bar soap from The Unemployed Philosophers Guild features a unique 'We Will Wash You' stamp inspired by Freddie Mercury. Made in the USA with a moisturizing almond and cocoa butter scent, it’s cruelty-free and perfect for gifting or on-the-go freshness.

## Description

Full description not available

## Features

- Got mud on your face? Clean it off with our Freddie Mercury We Will Wash You soap.
- Almond, cocoa butter scent. Stamped with the words "We Will, We Will." Each piece of mini soap is 2oz 2.25" x 1.75" x 1"
- Made in the USA. Not tested on animals.
- The perfect little present for the love of your life or your best friend. Ideal for stocking stuffers.
- Click the store link near the product title for more great gifts from The Unemployed Philosophers Guild

## Product Details

- **Brand:** The Unemployed Philosophers Guild
- **Item Weight:** 0.11 Pounds
- **Item dimensions L x W x H:** 2.25 x 1.75 x 1 inches
- **Scent:** Almond
- **Age Range (Description):** Adult

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*Product available on Desertcart Australia*
*Store origin: AU*
*Last updated: 2026-03-18*