---
product_id: 47516161
title: "Allergic to Assholes Medical Alert Bracelet"
brand: "cynical redhead"
price: "A$60"
currency: AUD
in_stock: true
reviews_count: 1
category: "Cynical Redhead"
url: https://www.desertcart.com.au/products/47516161-allergic-to-assholes-medical-alert-bracelet
store_origin: AU
region: Australia
---

# Allergic to Assholes Medical Alert Bracelet

**Brand:** cynical redhead
**Price:** A$60
**Availability:** ✅ In Stock

## Quick Answers

- **What is this?** Allergic to Assholes Medical Alert Bracelet by cynical redhead
- **How much does it cost?** A$60 with free shipping
- **Is it available?** Yes, in stock and ready to ship
- **Where can I buy it?** [www.desertcart.com.au](https://www.desertcart.com.au/products/47516161-allergic-to-assholes-medical-alert-bracelet)

## Best For

- cynical redhead enthusiasts

## Why This Product

- Trusted cynical redhead brand quality
- Free international shipping included
- Worldwide delivery with tracking
- 15-day hassle-free returns

## Description

Few things are worse than someone causing your asshole allergy to flare up. ✰ Bracelets may have small imperfections and softened edges due to hammering and forming the bracelet. Each letter will not be perfectly centered or the exact depth as every other. This is a purposeful part of the look of this bracelet. ✰ Bracelet is adjustable and will fit up to approximately an 8 inch wrist. Just gently pull or squeeze it to achieve a perfect fit. ✰ These little bracelets are deceptively strong, despite being very lightweight and flexible. ✰ Bracelets are made of 100% aluminum. ✰ Bracelets do not tarnish or corrode and are so light, you forget you're even wearing them. ✰ Aluminum can often be worn even by those who have problems wearing other metals, without any adverse reaction.

Review: Great purchase ! - Purchased as gift for grandpa he loves it fits great - metal is smooth and doesn't scratch him. Was a big hit with his friends. Purchase smooth and came on time

## Technical Specifications

| Specification | Value |
|---------------|-------|
| Item display length | 6 inches |
| Material | Aluminum |
| Metal type | Aluminum |

## Images

![Allergic to Assholes Medical Alert Bracelet - Image 1](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/91iQ9mr8x-L.jpg)

## Customer Reviews

### ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Great purchase !
*by T***T on March 22, 2017*

Purchased as gift for grandpa he loves it fits great - metal is smooth and doesn't scratch him. Was a big hit with his friends. Purchase smooth and came on time

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*Store origin: AU*
*Last updated: 2026-03-07*