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# Mindsploitation: Asinine Assignments for the Online Homework Cheating Industry Paperback – April 23, 2013

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## Customer Reviews

### ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ 5.0 out of 5 stars







  
  
    "When I Enter Spaceship, I See Strange Badgers There."
  

*by R***S on Reviewed in the United States on September 21, 2014*

Vernon Chatman has contrived a masterpiece. This is a wonderful book showcasing the ineptitude of offshore homework companies trying to complete completely inane assignments that Chatman provides. There isn't a page in the book without something to make you laugh out loud. A synopsis is impossible, but a few examples may be of assistance.When asked to invent a new human limb for a class called "Human Biological Technologism" the result is the "Peanutclaw," a specialized appendage for cracking open seeds and peanuts. The correspondence that ensues ("What is the peanutclaw's prime directive?") is increasingly bizarre and just gets funnier.For you English majors out there there's a great musing in pseudo-rhyming couplets titled "Poetry of Spite" ("I will remember tickling hair / Of her moustache and loving kiss....")For the Logistics class an assignment in "Advanced Riddle Solvage" requires several very difficult questions to be addressed, not the least of which is "If there is no such thing as death, what effect would this have on the raisin sales industry?" While the answer provided uses faultless logic, it is rather uninsightful, to say the least.In a class named "Culinary Delightmaking" the most obscure and disgusting assignment in the book presents the ultimate difficulty for a budding chef: "Create a recipe using meconium." If you don't know what that is, don't feel bad (but do look it up.) If you do know what it is you'll instantly grasp why it’s impossible to create a dish using it as the main ingredient. Despite this, you will be unable not to laugh through your revulsion.But my favorite assignment of all is for a class ostensibly called "Creative Post-Modern Storywriting 1010101," in which the poor writer is asked to tackle an assignment that is from beyond the fringe: "You must compose an original creative story that is a story within a story within a story about a story within a story about a story about a story. It must constantly collapse into itself and directly reference all five levels. Also, write it in the 51st person." I will just say that the results are hilarious on all five levels and then some.This book is a great choice for anyone, particularly anyone who enjoys academic humor or the works of Ted L. Nancy. It's not a particularly long book, but it may take you a while to read due to having to take frequent breaks for wiping the tears from your eyes from the excessive laughter. "Mindsploitation" is a brilliant idea that was perfectly executed by a very funny guy.

### ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ 5.0 out of 5 stars







  
  
    A Lighthearted Descent Into Madness
  

*by B***Y on Reviewed in the United States on October 23, 2013*

You know how on the album cover for Ozzy Osbourne's "Diary Of A Madman" there’s an insane looking book on the table in the background? Well I'm pretty sure that Mindsploitation is that very same book. What’s that you say? You never owned a copy of “Diary Of A Madman" because your parents wouldn’t let you buy it as they were afraid it was a gateway to you becoming a devil worshipper, but then years later as an adult, you showed them by not only joining the Church of Satanism, but by quickly becoming a high ranking member until you ultimately became disillusioned with the scene when you realized that 95% of the people at church meetings were creepos who either looked like Uncle Fester or Jackie Earle Haley and all they ever wanted to talk about was Renaissance Fairs, property taxes and sodomy laws?Well c’mon dude, you should really go back and check out “Diary Of A Madman”. It’s not Ozzy & Randy’s best work together, but its still a seriously good album. Anyway, back to this ding-dang book review. Reading Mindsploitation is like taking a “Crazy Train” to Chucklesville. No, no, it’s like slipping down a waterside into a river of madness.  No, no, it’s like taking a log flume ride into a collection pond of insanity. No, no, its…OK it is exactly like that. Anyway, if you’re a fan of “Wonder Showzen” and you like laughing so hard that people move away from you while you’re reading it on a park bench (even people that know you!), then you should buy this book. But you don't have to take my word for it. Da-dun-dun!!!

### ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ 5.0 out of 5 stars







  
  
    Vernon Chatman fans only
  

*by D***D on Reviewed in the United States on June 9, 2013*

This book has made me giggle, chortle, guffaw, and laugh out loudly. I've been a big fan of Wonder Showzen, Xavier:Renagade Angel, and The Heart She Holler and just about every project Vernon Chatman is involved in.This book contains his unique style of wordplay and envelope pushing that has made him one of the funniest writers in America. However, like all his material, there is a bigger statement between the lines.This book can be difficult to get into if you don't like his afforementioned work. You either get it or you don't.If you do, this is the book for you.

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