Inventions Ask The Unicorn Button Sound Birthday Card

I was in such a dark place when this divine instrument found its way into my life. My wife and daughter were in a terrible car accident. Wife was killed instantly. Daughter died 36 hours later in the hospital. I fell into the depths of alcoholism and drug abuse, and one night in a fit of drunken despair I walked out onto the Golden Gate bridge to end it all. As I sat on the railing and stared out into that dark, watery abyss, I realized I had no fear left of dying, and nothing left to live for. I embraced the approach of death, but just as I was about to let go, someone tapped me on the shoulder.Behind me stood an old homeless man with a scraggly, white beard. His clothes were torn and filthy, but his eyes were kind."It's okay, son," he said softly, putting a hand on my shoulder. "I have something for you." He slid a small object into my hand. "You need this more than I do."I examined the object skeptically. Ask the unicorn? What on earth?And then I pressed the button. "Never stop believing," the unicorn cooed. "Miracles are everywhere!"I was frozen in place, stunned. My hand shook as I reached for the button again. "Go ahead! Follow that rainbow to your dreams."A single tear rolled down my trembling cheek as the clouds of sorrow shrouding my life began to part. The unicorn whinnied with glee, "Only use your horn, only when you have to!"Suddenly I was openly weeping. I felt warmth creeping back into my heart for the first time in months as I found it in myself to hope again."Where did you get this?" I asked in bewilderment, turning toward the man, but he had vanished into the night. I never saw him again, and to this day I wonder if he was an angel sent to me by the unicorn to rescue me from the brink of death. Ever since then, it doesn't matter what trials and tribulations I face in life. The unicorn is always there to give me hope and bring me through the storm.12/10 would ride unicorn into the sunset.

I love this card! It's hilarious so much so I may have to keep it and buy my sister another card!

A bit of fun for my unicorn mad grandaughter !