I'm An Office Worker Paperback – 29 Feb. 2012

I was rifling through a table full of used books at my local car boot sale in Dalston when I came across this colourful number in the pile. "Hmmm interesting" I exclaimed aloud. I'd recently accepted a position working in an office, due to start the following Monday so thought that this would be the perfect way to learn what to expect and how I should behave in this brave new world.Unfortunately, it seems that the life of an office worker is incredibly depressing, and involves having no control of your bladder while you sleep. I couldn't believe some of the things I read here, self obsessed & purile doesn't even begin to describe it. By the time I'd reached the last page, I just wanted to find all of these people and tell them to take a long hard look at themselves in the mirror. I wanted to save them from the mundane lives which they live and choose to do nothing about.I ended up not taking the job, I couldn't bare to live the existence which these torrid pages described. I now work as a fixie repair man and haven't looked back since.Pablo Honey > OK Computer = Hail To The Thief

I didn't really get this book at first but once I removed it from its packaging it really opened up. This book really sums up what its like to be an office worker in post Thatcher (aka T-Magz aka Maggizzle Tizzle) Britain, and is a laugh a minute from the minute you put it down.10/10 (5/5)

I was recommended this book by reknown entrepreneur and head of Amstron, Bruce Candarel, who said it is an indispensable guide to today's modern workforce.By analysing the wisdom contained within, I have managed to increase productivity by up to 507.3% per quarter in my search engine optimisation media nodes, with simple things such as keeping a cat in the office, and blocking drownedinsound.com. The pin the hat on razorlit events at our team bonding days have been a right hoot too!I would give this a solid 6.8 out of ten.Minus a few points as the front cover uses my favourite powerpoint colour scheme and I find the book easy to misplace.

This is funny, in a mean way. It both amuses me and makes me very, very depressed. It is a rich source of gold.