Marks & Spencer Extremely Chocolately Rounds Dark Chocolate Biscuits 200g

You'll hate these. Do yourself a favor and mail them to me instead. I'll take the burden off you and dispose of them in an environmentally responsible and socially conscious manner. No need to feel guilty for the incredible pleasure eating these things will bring. Let me carry that guilt for you. Send as quickly as possible. Don't keep them in your home another moment. You'll feel better as soon as you do.

Pretty good!