Elave Skin Care Daily Skin Defense - 1.08 oz

One to ten, right? A UV index--any index, right?--goes from one to ten. One. To. Ten.But no. This one, this UV index here in Phoenix, goes to _eleven_. It's one... louder? Um...scorchier? Bakier? Meltier? Naw...let's just go with louder. The Sun is one louder here in the Valley. The Sun _yells_ at me here. All day, it's shouting, "Hey there, white girl. Lookin' a lil' pink today. How 'bout some skin cancer this year? Sound good? That's right, run. Ruuunnnn lil' piggy! AH HA HA HA HA HA HA."But then I pull out my Elave Skin Care Daily Skin Defense SPF 45 and the Sun's like, "Ooooh, I'm suuuuper worried. Your little tube of goo isn't protect you, Snow White. Maybe try some cream cheese."And I'm all like, "Eat it, gas bag," and slather on this sweet, protective nectar of the Irish--who, you'd think, know from white. And you almost could eat it because, aside from superior UV protection at nearly cream-cheese levels, this lovely sunscreen is all natural, goes on smooth with no greasy residue, wears comfortably alone or under makeup, and doesn't leave me smelling like the outflow from some Chinese plastics factory.The Sun might go to eleven here in Phoenix, but Elave goes to _45_. You hear me, Sun? FORTY FIVE. AH HA HA HA HA HA. HA.HA.