So does the Captain really exist? Is it a He or a She or Something In Between? Is the occasional snack right for me? Well, you'll be delighted and relieved to hear the answers are yes, yes and most definitely yes. What we do know is the Captain is always well buffed, snipped, clipped, and neatly trimmed and eagerly wishes to present, for your delight and edification, a brand new range of snacks with a curious twist, a knowing smile and the occasional moustache. The impeccably waxed , trimmed and buffed CAPTAIN TIPTOES (assisted by the Sorceror Chun Ling Soo, Master of the Arcane) convey you these little scorchers…Share occasional snack. CAPTAIN TIPTOES says - he who shares occasional snack gets half measures.
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