🧘♂️ Scratch Your Way to Serenity!
The BodyClaw Trifecta Bundle includes the Original BodyClaw, Mini BodyClaw, and HeadClaw, designed to provide targeted relief and relaxation. Each tool offers unique benefits, from ergonomic handles to versatile reach, ensuring a satisfying experience for your neck, shoulders, back, and more. Made in the USA with a money-back guarantee, this bundle is perfect for anyone seeking comfort and convenience.
J**.
When our horses or cows needed a good scratch they'd back up against a fence post and ...
Got an itch that needs scratchin'? This is the scratcher that'll get the job done! I wasn't born in a barn folks, but I was raised on a farm. When our horses or cows needed a good scratch they'd back up against a fence post and commence to gyratin', which was fine until one of them gyrated just a tad too aggressively and pushed over the post. That was an invitation to all our other farmland critters to escape the confines of the pasture and go a wanderin' over to the neighbor's place to pay a social call and sample whatever crop he'd planted that year.Ever try to herd a gaggle of uncooperative goats out of your neighbor's cornfield at 2 a.m. with your old man tearing you a new one the whole time about how if you'd done your chores right and trimmed all the milk thistles out from under the electric fence, like you were supposed to have done, the critters wouldn't have gone anywhere near that fence post? Here's a spoiler for you; it's surprisingly more difficult and a lot less glamorous than you might suppose. Oh sure, I know what you're thinking out there; "But Jasper, goat herding is the career I've longed for since I was old enough to drink beer from my tippy-cup!" While you might think goat herding will make you the envy of all your friends and acquaintances, trust me on this one, just say "No!" to goats and buy this back scratcher..Use it on yourself, your spouse, your kids... What the heck, use it on your cows, horses, pigs, goats, and if you can get them to hold still long enough, it even works wonders on your chickens. This isn't some wussy bamboo stick that snaps in pieces if you apply a bit of pressure to it. It's made of sturdy, thick plastic, and will take as much pressure as you can give. The scratching claws get to the itch with just the right amount of "bite", but if you happen to be one of those folks with buffalo leather for skin, you could easily file these plastic claw tips in a matter of minutes to whatever degree of flesh-rending sharpness suits your fancy. Try doing that with a wimpy bamboo, wood, or metal scratcher.What's that you say? You need a scratcher that telescopes so you can adjust where the claws reach on your backside? My friend, you are in luck, because the BodyClaw scratcher has a 21 inch reach that you can adjust to whatever length you require just by gripping it a few inches along its handle in either direction, and it doesn't suffer from joint weak spots that will bend and destroy the scratcher when significant scratching pressure is applied the way telescoping metal scratchers do.Ladies, are you tired of telling the man in your life, "Put those blue pills away, honey, I've got a headache," then suffering through his sulking for the rest of the evening? Well no more! Now, when the mood ain't right, counter offer to give him a good back scratching with the BodyClaw. It'll likely be more rewarding for you, and he still gets to enjoy something blue! Thank YOU, BodyClaw!Speaking of wives, mine is telling me that if I write one more embarrassing word in this review, I won't even be getting a BodyClaw scratching tonight, so I'm outta here. Get the BodyClaw. You'll thank me for it.On my way, honey... Whaddaya mean? That wasn't embarrassing. Of course I'd let my mother read it. [Sigh]Guys, when your lady won't even give you a BodyClaw scratch, you can use it solo on yourself....To scratch your back, I mean...
W**T
Its good, but the bumps on the back make it ...
Its good, but the bumps on the back make it too large to slip it down your back if you are wearing a shirt.
M**L
This law thing is pretty nice to have
This law thing is pretty nice to have. I actually haven't had a back scratcher since I was a kid. This is big but easy to hold. I really like how it's curved. You can reach areas of your back you can't normally reach from a regular back scratcher. The curve of it also helps you to apply more pressure on those areas. I really like it! I do wish the ends of it were sharper though. I like to tear my back apart pretty much when I'm scratching it hehe
A**J
Built right, feels nice.
I've already used the body claw on my back, legs, head and rest of myself and it is most effective. It is long enough, plenty sturdy, and quite light. Not to mention it's made in America yay. I chose this over a wooden back scratcher because of the problems with wood in general. I feel the material in the body claw will last longer.
I**Y
Hated it, awkward to use
Hated it, awkward to use, klunky. Didn't scratch well, felt too rubbery/plasticy. Looks like a pooper scooper. What was I thinking?
S**N
Doesn't scratch like I hoped!
Had high hopes for this to be able to reach the back easier. While it may help a little, it just doesn't scratch well! Perhaps just me, but I want something that will dig in and get the itch, but this one has dull points that just don't cut it. Perhaps better for massaging if you're not itchy.
B**R
Love the smaller back scratcher
I accidentally ordered the set. I’m glad I did because I ended up liking the telescoping back scratcher better than the big one. Even though it was pink, I gave it to my dad (he didn’t seem to care about the color!) and he uses it. It was just a little too big for me. The smaller one is easier to store and works better for me.
S**R
It's OK
ordered because it was made in the USA but still not sure if I like it - it is a little heavy and awkward. However, I may update this review later.
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