My Big Fat Fake Honeymoon

This book will have you laughing with tears in your eyes it was that good. Abi has her own flower shop called Sweet Pea Boutique which she loves worked hard too get where shes at but her life changes when she's at her sister Courtney and Kaede's wedding she meets a very good looking man named Lorenzo hes Violet's cousin and they hit it off dance have. A great time until he leaves she doesn't see him again Lorenzo works in restaurant's hes a chef love it works in Avanti Ristorante Abi has her work cut out for her shes about to do the biggest wedding of her life Claire Johnson wants Abi's flowers has the help from her friends Samantha and Janey. They get a visit from Claire and her new Wedding planner Meredith who doesn't like Abi for some strange reason Claire tells Abi that she wants her too come along to her wedding in Aruba she takes Janey with her. Lorenzo gets the same offer since Claire and her fiancé loves his food everything is about to change Abi, Janey see Aruba and its beautiful goes to check in and Abi gets a shock a girl from her high school Emily is there for her Honeymoon and then the scheme happens Lorenzo comes too the rescue and Abi tells Emily there on there Honeymoon as well.. Lorenzo is shocked but goes with it since there both there too do a job Abi tells him everything and hes ok with it he meets the Chef Esmar becomes good friends Abi and Lorenzo tells each other about them selfs how they love what there doing. Janey finds out what is going on and is on board tells Abi too have fun and relax and still do the job for the wedding Abi and Lorenzo goes to dinner with Emily and her Husband Doug all talk how they meet and fell in love even its fake but they play it well. They do flirt a lot have a lot in common they do a lot together make love on the beach, goes on a cruise named 'B-Yacht-ch lol dance gets more steamy until the ship breaks down right before the big wedding next day they get the help from Augie and Esmar they get too the Resort in time before the rehearsal dinner and its a Masquerade Theme. Lorenzo gets a deal of a life time by Esmar but will he take it? Everything between Abi and Lorenzo gets deeper in the feelings they have for each other. The wedding is a big hit Claire and her new Husband Cole are now married everything worked out just lovely before they leave Aruba they have more fun 😉 Lorenzo has fallen in love with Abi but hasn't told her yet they leave goes back home Abi is met with Courtney, Violet, and Archie she tells them what happened and how she loves him. Lorenzo is back at Avanti doesnt go well the owners wife has tried too get with him but he says no too her. Sergio hears everything hes fired but hes ok with that Abi and her family are having a Family dinner until its interrupted by Emily her family learns about her fake Honeymoon in Aruba Abi throws water in her face that was hilarious. Her father tells Emily she needs too leave sice there family was having a dinner Abi tells them what happened and how she fell in love with Lorenzo. Violet pays her cousin a visit too knock some since in him works at Ross house Abi and Lorenzo see's each other in front of her whole family he kisses her tells her he never stopped thinking. About her and calls her his 'mia Rosa, they leave together on his motorcycle too a tattoo parlor Abi get a tattoo of a motorcycle wheel, flower,coordinates of Aruba,four compass points a heart,and sun and moon,goes back too her apartment make love a lot.. And they both say they love each other at her Family's house Lorenzo meets her father Ross and Kaede they all talk he asks Morgan for Abi's hand in marriage and he gives him his approval he asks and Abi yells yes yay! There wedding is at Reno's where she got her tattoo Abi and Lorenzo gets ring tattoo's aww there wedding celebration reception is lovely everyone is happy for Abi and Lorenzo filled with laughter and love and cake fighting lol. And this time they Honeymoon in Aruba where it all started and Abi gives Lorenzo the best gift ever there gonna have a baby great ending HEA!

Loved the characters. Could put faces to them. Lots of laughs and sex in good taste! Best was the quick wedding riding on a motorcycle to it. Icing on the cake. A pun. Very enjoyable.

Abi was raised in an affluent family but was determined to forge her own path. When she receives the opportunity of arranging the flowers for a celebrity’s destination wedding which could take her business to the next level it is everything she could have wanted and more until she runs into one of the other guests.Lorenzo has been hired as the chef at the same wedding so when Abi needs him to play a part, he is definitely the man for the job even if they had only met once before at a wedding they were both attending.Humor, heat and all the feels as Abi and Lorenzo try to fool everyone into believing they are a couple, but they may just find out the only people they are fooling are themselves.

The youngest Andrews, Abi, gets herself in the craziest messes! This time, she tells a childhood nemesis she’s on her honeymoon with Lorenzo, a chef she only met once at her sister’s wedding.Abi is crazy and fun and everything you want in a bestie. She lives her life doing what she wants and has created a flower business from the ground up, because she loves making flower arrangements.Lorenzo is a bastard chef who flits from kitchen to kitchen around the world. Originally from Italy, he makes amazing fettuccini that a famous bride to be must have at her wedding, which sends him to Aruba to work on the same wedding as Abi.Lorenzo is the biker, tatted up, Italian speaking bad boy that women dream about having in bed. He may be this “bastard” chef on the surface, but he’s actually an awesome guy. He’s the sweetest to Abi and he has you saying, “awwww...” practically every time he opens his mouth.Read this book! You’ll enjoy everything about it. From the vibrator grabbing sex scenes to Jane’s cut a bitch craziness this book is great! Happy reading y’all!!

A deliciously hunky chef and a perky floral designer are on a quest to supply a famous star and her fiancée with food and flowers for their fabulous wedding. Flown to a Caribbean island for a week of events requiring their services, they agree to pretending to be on their honeymoon when goaded by an old school chum they meet who specializes in ridiculous barbs directed at inflicting pain and criticism.Along with this is a wedding consultant who takes an instant dislike to the florist and makes life intolerable while she’s trying to do her job at the pinnacle point in her career.And the chef encounters the same problem with the consultant while trying to prepare the finest dishes for the wedding events.It’s a puzzle in the making trying to balance work with pretending to be on their honeymoon. Problems arise continuously, yet the couple find a special link that brings them together. It’s a fun read and I recommend it.

I really love these characters. Well, except for the ones I'm supposed to hate. The story was well paced, believable, and easy to get caught up into. Still way to descriptive about the sex, but I still read the book eagerly.

Good story line. This book is definitely very entertaining and humorous in some places. The reader would not be bored.Looking forward to the sequels.

Yup, Lauren hits another out of the park. This is an author I just buy without thinking cause I know I will enjoy. This is them3rd story in the series. I wondered how Lauren was going to make this story work, but have no fear, she pulled it off. If I had one criticism it would be I wished the Abi was a bit more outspoken. This story is about Abigail and her amazing world of friends and family and sweet Lorenzo who is Violet’s cousin. Lorenzo is currently in Aruba catering the same wedding that Abi is doing. A very sweet, fun, entertaining read. I voluntarily received an arc copy of this book from the author and purchased a copy as well

Wow where do i start, either Laurenis an ex florist or really damn good at research, the very first paragraph is spot on what a great florist is... and i just knew i was going to love this book as much as the first 2 fakes..."Weddings. Both the joy and bane of my existence. Stressed doesn’t begin to describe the level of tightness working its way through my body on a daily basis right now. My shoulders are constantly knotted, sometimes to the point of seizing up. My stomach revolts at the idea of food, mostly because there’s not enough time to eat and stay caught up. My mind spins with orders, ideas, and replayed conversations with customers so much that I haven’t slept in weeks."Lauren is definitely talented in her writing, lots of tender beautiful moments and loads of snorts of laughter from this book

So well written, wish I had read the other two stories first, tho! Surprised they only had one child? Also where did Lorenza finish up working? Loved the 10 years later. Gonna read the other two.

I adore this book. Lorenzo and Abigail are so good together. Love all of the adventures, sweetness, fun and passion. Lots of laughs and very very hot.

Abigail Andrews creates flower arrangements that people are in awe of and lands her a huge job for a socially famous couple! The job is in Aruba and she'll be there for a week! Waiting to check into the hotel, she is shocked by a school time nemesis who is also checking in. Surprised by Emily, and is rescued by Lorenzo, the cousin of her sister in law Violet! Pretending that they are also on their honeymoon sets of a series of escapades that take place around the wedding. What happens when they start to catch feelings? Will they manage to keep their jobs on track? Will they be found out or is their pretending becoming real? What happens when the week is over and they return home? This was a laugh out loud read in parts with characters you fall in love with and hope that they get a HEA! This book is a reason Lauren Landish is a one click author for me