Pyara Paws Clean Tracks Microfiber Cleaning Glove

Great gloves! 2 ambidextrous gloves that are great for drying/quick cleaning the pups paws when it's been raining. Really work great during pollen season-quick wipe down for dogs & cats before they come back in the house!

My best friend bought this product. Two weeks later he was killed by a spaniard who claimed he had killed his father.Otherwise, great product, keep up the good work!

A long time ago, I was nobody. I had a clueless boss, a harrowing commute, and a boring life at a dead end job. I had ten fingers. But that all changed when I bought this glove.At first, I thought nothing of the extra finger hole. I used only the five holes on the left side. But as I was wiping down the sink, I realized suddenly that something was different. I was clutching the sponge with all six fingers.I threw off the glove, and my hand *looked* the same. But the same five fingers felt more powerful. More confident. As I slipped the precious on my naked hand, I felt I should never take this glove off again.The next morning I felt even grander. On the drive to work, somebody cut me off in traffic. I flicked him off with two middle fingers. The look on his face was priceless before his car suddenly burst into flame and was devoured by a T-Rex that suddenly appeared.When I got to work my colleagues and bosses were understandably awed. Women and men threw themselves at me as I passed. I was instantly promoted to VP. By lunchtime, Marketing had written songs celebrating my grandeur. For some reason, I had background music. I had only to raise my gloved fist and the board unanimously made me CEO. Of the world.But beware the power of the One Glove. As I grew more kingly and unstoppable, as armies surrendered to me, and my wishes were granted one by one, I knew not the extent of my folly. I had become more glove than man.As my body grows ghostly and is absorbed into The Glove, the prophecy is coming true. A six fingered glove searching for a master, to grant all the wishes for his or her heart, and the ominous incantation: "Pyara Paws Clean Tracks Microfiber Cleaning Glove."

doesn't really fit well. maybe it's just me? maybe there is a problem? I can't quite put my finger on it.

I believe these gloves were made by the old Thumbelina glove company in Queens. They used to have a large glove for advertising purposes right next to the big Swingline Stapler. But they went out of business decades ago. Since then a Bigamist marital aid company bought them out. The gloves allow the groom to marry two women at the same time as there are two ring fingers. Another notion is that they were made for six toed sloths when they were being hired for domestic work. Unfortunately the Thumbelina company failed to understand that the six toed sloth does not refer to the number of toes/hand but rather the total number of toes on both hands combined. They would have failed regardless because the animals are just too damn lazy to work.