I’m 5”6 and weigh 205 what size should I order ?

I usually order 2x every crazy dog shirt They have been true to size.

I bough this shirt. Its crap. Its too short?

That's too bad. My husband's shirt fits well. Maybe you could exchange it for a larger one.

What size is the collar?

A normal round neck line like most tee shirts

I Dont Have Time Or Crayons To Explain This To

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Description

🕒 No time for explanations, just style and attitude!

PREMIUM COTTON BLEND - Ringspun cotton-polyester mix for that vintage softness and durability.
VIBRANT LONG LASTING PRINT - State-of-the-art printing ensures your message stays loud and clear, wash after wash.
WITTY SARCASM MEETS COMFORT - Show off your sharp humor with a tee that’s as soft as it is bold.
TAILORED SLIM FIT WITH STRETCH - Designed to hug your body just right—order up a size if you’re in between.
INCLUSIVE SIZING GUARANTEED FUN - From M to 5XL, find your perfect fit and join the club of unapologetic wit.

The 'I Don’t Have Time or Crayons to Explain This to You' men’s T-shirt by Crazy Dog is a slim-fit, high-stretch cotton-poly blend tee featuring bold, sarcastic graphics printed in the USA with premium inks. Designed for comfort and durability, it offers a vintage soft feel and vibrant prints that last, available in sizes up to 5XL to suit every personality and body type.

Specifications

ASIN	B07S2VK48D
ASIN	B0BG8HQHTD
Age Range Description	Adult
Apparel Closure Type	Pull On
Apparel Fabric Stretch	High Stretch
Apparel Fabric Weight Class	Lightweight
Apparel Occasion and Lifestyle	Casual
Back Style	T Back
Best Sellers Rank	#147,830 in Clothing, Shoes & Jewelry ( See Top 100 in Clothing, Shoes & Jewelry ) #1,356 in Men's Novelty T-Shirts #33,857 in Men's Fashion
Brand Name	Crazy Dog T-Shirts
Color	Heather Navy
Cuff Type	Single Cuff
Customer Reviews	4.6 4.6 out of 5 stars (3,344)
Date First Available	September 23, 2022
Department	unisex-adult
Fabric Stretchability	Stretchable
Fabric Type	60% Cotton, 40% Polyester
Fit Type	Slim Fit
Fit to Size Sentiment	Fits True To Size
Garment Size Country	United States
Hemline Form	Straight Hemline
Import Designation	Made in USA or Imported.
Item Length Description	Standard Length
Item Weight	0.06 kg
Item model number	019TimeOrCrayonsMEN
Manufacturer	Crazy Dog Tshirts
Manufacturer Part Number	019TimeOrCrayonsMEN-XL
Material Type	Cotton Blend
Model Name	019timeorcrayonsmen
Neck Style	Crew Neck
Number of Items	1
Occasion Type	Birthday
Package Dimensions	10 x 9 x 1 inches; 8 ounces
Pattern	Solid
Product Care Instructions	Machine Wash
Seasons	spring, summer
Shirt Form Type	T-Shirt
Sleeve Length Description	Short Sleeve
Sleeve Type	Raglan Sleeve
Sport Type	Walking
Style Name	019timeorcrayonsmen-alt
Style Number	019TimeOrCrayonsMEN
UPC	192704261426
Unit Count	1 Count
character	Dog
collar-type	T-shirt

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