Fizogen The Strap, Standard Size

I worked at GNC when this came out and our literature was more extensive than what Fizogen put on the flier. The booklet was written to scientific standards, tests and journal citations were noted and accesible for further explanation. The science behind it isnt quackery or useless. Surely the way it was marketed was outrageous and hyped up and it did sound more like a carnival side show. But trying to discredit a product based on a belief or disbelief in supposed mumbo-jumbo is not exactly as accurate a review as is could be

HOLY GOD!I remember when these things were $130 ... now they are only $90! This item is an absolute steal. The Strap is a small, quantum polarized pendant. That's right people, Fizogen has quantified the poles and placed them on this small pendant. It comes with a wrist strap and a neck strap, so you can where this piece of astounding technology however you want.The effects are immediate. As soon as I put this on I became horribly disoriented because of the added power to my senses. I could hear whispers a mile away, and I reeled while being forced to focus on the people I could literally see through. It took awhile for me to just walk again, but HOLY JEEZUZ!! I didn't just walk, I fricking flew! Each step I was leaping across entire fields!And thank goodness for the added strength. I had unfortunately found myself in the line of fire of a few duck hunters while I was gazing at the beauty of a flock of mallards. The shot gun shot bounced right off, taking the entire flock with it and hitting the few, now terrified hunters. I did manage to catch their whoops and shouts of joy miles after I had passed them. I hope no one was injured.Anyway, this most awesome product is invaluable. After a week of wearing this I bored a cave out of a mountain, with my bear hands, and now I live in my cave, coming out only at night to fight crime.

It's so funny to look back at myself at the age of 20 and see my self wearing not 1 but 2 of these worthless items. Well, Now I'm 32 Years old and I can now laugh at how I really believed a smartly designed piece of tin (No Magnets) could give me extra strength. I have no faith or belief in Magnetic therapy. It's a catchy gimmick and that's all it will ever be. If you're into this type of stuff and you just want to blow away some cash get the Iron Man Mark VII magnetic bracelets (Yeah from the Avengers movie) At least with that you'll have a cool conversation piece but please don't put much stock in the Magnetic therapy part. Thanks for your time and I hope this has been helpful as well as a good laugh.Trion:Z Legend Bracelet (Carbon Fiber/Titanium)

This is one of those products that take advantage of people who are swayed by pseudo-scientific talk. Any benefit you gain from this will purely be a result of the placebo effect. I am disappointed in Amazon for carrying it.