3 Scream Queens

3 competitive B movie queens are called to audition for a role in movie. They are told that if they can write the ending, they will get a starring role. 3 Scream Queens become a movie in a movie as we watch these three women bicker as they watch a movie full of young underwear clad beefcake.I wasn't sure if the movie was meant to be campy, funny, tongue-in-cheek, or a serious foray into film making. Unfortunately, it was none of the aforementioned.The B movie queens tried to be catty, witty, and funny. They weren't. But that may have had more to do with the lines they were given than their acting.The many underwear clad men gave the movie a sense of homo-eroticism, maybe "gay-friendly," but all the characters were bland.And scenes were repeatedly endlessly. A young man would walk past a bedroom, and a few minutes later we'd seem him walk past it again, and then again, and again ... almost as if 30 minutes of movie was edited and looped to make it 80 minutes.I'm sure that the these queens have loyal subjects. I'm just not one of them.

Only reason I rented this: Michelle Bauer, Linnea Quigley and Brinke Stevens. When the ladies were on-screen being catty the movie was fun, but when they weren't it was really boring... well, unless you like watching guys flex, run and taking long showers.The movie is padded with lots of nothing scenes: the ladies staring at a screen, the guys literally just standing "exercising" and stock footage of Beverly Hills!?!

I was sorely disappointed with this movie. This director has worked with all 3 of these women with many movies from the 80s even now period and this movie that's awful period it was basically a gay porn movie without the sex or nudity with them as background actors. Awful! It is sad because it had semi potential.

Let me begin by saying that I am David Decoteau's biggest fan. I always know what to expect when watching one of his movies, and this one didn't disappoint. When the women are onscreen, it's a funny bitchfest. And when they aren't, it's got hot guys to gawk at including one who takes a shower. And it shows everything including his you-know-what! This is an entertaining cheesefest!

The least worthy of the Favid Decoteau film series. (That statement alone says a lot). Had it not been for the shower scene, it would have been a complete write-off. I do have to give the director credit. Using only 20 minutes of footage, and 5 minutes of dialog, he created a 75 minute "movie". Could be fun to use as a drinking game. Take a drink every time the same scene of a jogger running past the same curve in the road occurs. Or the same upstairs hallway footage. Or the same beach... You get the idea.

For die hard fans of the 3 lovely ladies only. Anyone else...pass !!!!

UNLESS YOU ARE A FAN OF X - XXX FILMS DON'T WASTE YOUR TIME OR MONEY ON THIS

Shower scenes are the only attention goers. This is a movie to teach high school students what not to do when making movies. Total waist of time and money on this one. You can walk away get drinks and cook something and return to the same scene without missing anything.

Good quality dvd sent but the movie is not even a movie....There was so much potential for a great little indie movie...but was overtaken by lazy Ness. Some good performances.