Assassination Vacation

Man, I really wish I had crossed this one off of my to-read list sooner. You see, I enjoy history, but I have a hard time getting into nonfiction books. Most of them are bone dry and deadly dull, in my experience. Wading through the options to find a good one was always excruciating to me.I always preferred taking a history class with an instructor who had a lot of personality. One of my high school history teachers got so into tales of medieval mayhem that he'd dart back and forth between two blackboards, desperately scrambling to find space to scrawl out more information as he told us about the black death. His enthusiasm and wit made the subject come to life for the first time, and not just be a collection of names and dates. Later, when I took a college history class about the Reformation, I encountered a cantankerous and alarmingly elderly professor. Perhaps due to his age, he sat down the whole class and just told us stories, occasionally lobbing acid barbs at the jocks unsuccessfully trying to hide in the back row. It was captivating. He made Reformation England the best soap opera not on television. It was the first time I thought of history as having a narrative, just like a novel but real. People in the past had personalities! Who knew? The following semester I took a class on the Civil War with a professor who could only be described as a bitchy queen, but that man knew his shit and was hilarious. He could have had an amazing TV show: The Bitchy Queen's Guide to History. It would win every single Emmy, and he'd roll his eyes at least once in every acceptance speech.Those are the people who made history come alive to me. The reason I'm telling you all this is because you can add Sarah Vowell to that list now. She's droll, witty, and totally sarcastic. I love it. "You know you've reached a new plateau of group mediocrity when even a Canadian is alarmed by your lack of individuality." Hilarious. So is this: "Like Lincoln, I would like to believe the ballot is stronger than the bullet. Then again, he said that before he got shot." But she's also crazy informative and ridiculously thorough. She understands history from all angles. She knows all the competing theories. She knows all the events that caused one thing to lead to another and is capable of conveying that information without giving you a migraine.Best of all, she has an emotional relationship to history. In this book, Vowell explores the assassinations of Lincoln, Garfield, and McKinley, and during her quest she makes an effort to understand each of them. What kind of men were they? We're not just looking at how they died, we're looking at how they lived. When she visits McKinley's memorial Vowell remarks that she didn't feel any closer to the former president, but when she visits the plaque commemorating the location where he was fatally shot she is surprised to find herself emotionally overwhelmed. She visits the neighborhoods they called home, the locations where they worked, and the museums that house their belongings, all to get a better sense of who they were.It's not just the presidents who get this treatment, it's also the men responsible for their deaths and others who were affected by them. She visits the location of the barn where John Wilkes Booth was killed after law enforcement caught up with him. She checks in on the Grammercy Park statue of Wilkes' brother Edwin, who was a celebrated actor in New York despite his infamous sibling. She hangs out on the decaying pier in Long Branch where President Garfield was taken to die. She periodically checks in on Robert Todd Lincoln--Abraham's eldest son, who was present at all three assassinations covered in this book. She even takes a jaunt to the Dry Tortugas off Key West (and gets seasick in the process), just to see where Dr. Samuel Mudd--who may or may not have been a conspirator in the Lincoln assassination--was held.The sense you come away with, beyond the knowledge of the assassinations, is the sense that history is a living organism, continuing to be shaped and molded every second of every day. As a New Yorker, I just so happen to live in one of the cities she frequently mentions. I actually noted each of the locations in case my path ever crosses the historical markers. Best of all was when she mentioned the Fifth Avenue Hotel, where the Republican party of Garfield's day did a lot of its wheeling and dealing. It was located on 5th and 23rd St.--the very same corner I work on. I was almost late for work because I had to run across the street and scout out the location I thought she was talking about (I was right! The building where Eataly is stands there now). I spent my lunch break walking through Madison Square park to find the statues of Chester A. Arthur and Roscoe Conkling that she mentioned. I have a completely new sense of the space I work now--I understand something of the history of my place, what is here now and what was here before, and it's exciting!That's what is so great about Assassination Vacation--it brought out the history nerd in me, which has been relatively (sadly) dormant ever since I finished reading Tony Horwitz's  Confederates in the Attic: Dispatches from the Unfinished Civil War . It actually took me longer to read than it should have because I kept stopping to do internet research for myself to find out more or to see what Vowell is describing for myself. And I cannot wait to pick up another one of her books to do it all again.Grade: APS Please note that the kindle version, rather annoyingly, does not have the illustrations that the print book has. It does have the captions, however, as if mocking you about what you're not seeing.

It is hard to classify Sarah Vowell, author of Assassination Vacation. Vowell claims not to be a real historian, but instead, tries to entertain. Critics have called her a social observer. She is definitely a historical and political observer as well. However we categorize her, Vowell sews together dozens of stories about the assassinations of presidents Lincoln, Garfield and McKinley to produce an impressive quilt.While most people vacation in happier settings (the beach, Disney World, etc.), Vowell sets out on a pilgrimage to bring the stories of these three assassinations to life. She travels to Alaska to see totem poles and the Dry Tortugas to see the cell of Dr. Samuel Mudd. She visits presidential homes, offices, assassination sites and places of death. She tours museums seeking out bone fragments, bloodied garments, murder weapons and autopsy tools. She traces the escape route of John Wilkes Booth, stopping at the locations where he stopped. And she visits graves, tombs and monuments. As she travels, she regales us with numerous stories and observations that tie these events together.Vowell states that "history is full of really good stories," and many that she tells are not common knowledge. Many of the stories are funny, as when she compares the black vomit of yellow fever to her more festive vomiting of key lime yogurt on a boat ride to Fort Jefferson. Some are filled with irony. When she sees both Confederate and American flag displays at a restaurant in Maryland, she observes that they're geared for those who are open-mined enough "of hating blacks and Arabs at the same time." Some of her stories are touching. When Garfield's doctors determined that moving the ailing president to his summer home in Long Branch, NJ would be better for his recovery, the residents of Long Branch laid a special railroad spur of 3200 feet to his house. When his train stalled near the end, they pushed his car by hand to its final destination. Many of her stories provide amazing coincidences. Robert Todd Lincoln was present or nearby all three assassinations. Also, as a young boy, Robert Todd Lincoln was rescued off a train track by Edwin Booth (John Wilkes Booth's brother). Also, at the same time as Edwin Booth's funeral, three floors of Ford's Theatre collapsed, killing 22 federal employees. Some of the stories are very disturbing. For instance, the site of John Wilkes Booth's death has become a Confederate shrine. Or that the Maryland State song, Maryland, My Maryland, contains pro-Confederate lyrics ("She spurns the Northern scum"). Most disturbing is that when Timothy McVeigh killed 168 people in Oklahoma, he was wearing a T-shirt with Abraham Lincoln on the front with the worlds "Sic Semper Tyrannis" underneath. After the bombing, Southern Partisan (the pro-Confederate catalog and magazine where McVeigh purchased the shirt) had a hard time keeping them in stock.Vowell is also a shrewd observer. She describes Maryland as "it was the border state, a schizophrenic no-man's-land with the North at its door and the South in its heart." Or, "whereas the living in Baltimore could use a renovation, the dead rest in resplendent peace." She is amazing at bringing the presidents and their assassins to life.It is refreshing to read a book where the author has such a fascination and enthusiasm for history. The only author today that I can compare her to is Tony Horwitz (Confederates in the Attic). In one story, Vowell tells us that the nickname for Stephen Douglas was The Little Giant. That moniker can also be used to describe Sarah Vowell. While she may be short of stature, her talent is huge.

I probably have a slightly unhealthy interest in untimely death, so I was looking forward to reading about political assassinations, and I wasn't let down! This book approaches them in a lighthearted yet ultimately highly informative way, and reflects on their interaction with American Museum culture which was interesting for me as an art historian.

This book was an enjoyable read, with enough historical fact to be educational too. The coverage of Lincoln and the surrounding characters dominates, Garfield and McKinley are relatively lightly covered, but not to the extent it ruins the balance.

If you like history but think the books will be boring this is for you. Easy to read but very informative and full of some very strange facts.

I love ALL of Sarah Vowell books, but this one by far is my favorite. It's full of interesting historical facts (like all her books), funny, witty and sassy(like all her books) but somehow this one was just the most interesting. I first listened to the audio book (because I love hearing Sarah Vowell's voice), but then I had to buy the book so I could read it with a highlighter and mark up the really interesting parts.

I think this is the best out of the three I've read. Such a sarcastic and entertaining way to share history!